<All You Can Eat>

Set:

Conference/Meeting Room

Automobile

Restaurant with Buffet

Music:

AJust eat it@

AFood, Glorious Food@

other food related music

Graphics:

Cast:

3-10 Overweight People

Costumes:

Street Clothes

Props:

AAll You Can Eat@ sign for restaurant

Small Automobile

AClosed for Business@ sign (same size & design as above)

Synopsis:

Skit begins at the very end of a Weight Watchers Anonomous meeting. On way out door, group decides to go out for lunch (or a coke). Goes to ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET and puts the place out of business.

Script:

Scene 1:

End of Weight Watches Anomyous meeting....wrap up with last person talking about their temptations of the week, and a leader giving encouraging words to everyone and to see them all next week. On way out door, improv about going out for a (diet) coke somewhere.... that changes to Awe can get a light lunch@....

Scene 2:

Everyone trying to squeeze into a very tiny car.

CU: Tires of car, as bumper gets lower and lower....

Scene 3:

Arriving at restaurant - notice a sign out front AAll you can Eat@... decide to go for it, because (of course) they can eat nutritous foods!

CU: Manager with growing look of horror on their face as group walks in...

Shot: Everyone in food line, piling up plates higher and higher

Shot: Everyone frantically pigging out (special high-speed effects & pig sound effects?)

Shot: Dirty plates stacked higher and higher....

Shot: going back for seconds, and thirds... and fifths....

Shot: empty buffet

Shot: HUGE pile of dirty plates, covering the entire table

PAN to group=s backside as they walk out the door....

Shot: Outside looking in, as manager glumly walks to door and watches departing guests.... depressed, he places a AOUT OF BUSINESS@ sign over the previous AAll You Can Eat@ sign.

END.

Written by:

Matthew

Concept by:

MDF

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