Sentry………………………………..................Roman or Medieval

Foe………………………………..................….Aluminum siding salesman

A STONE FORTRESS. THE SENTRY MARCHES BACK AND FORTH. HE HEARS SOMETHING OFF-SCREEN.

SENTRY

Who goes there? Friend or foe?

FOE

(OFF-SCREEN.)

Foe!

SENTRY

(BRANDISHES HIS SPEAR.)

What!? A foe!?

FOE ENTERS ONSCREEN IN A CONTEMPORARY, BUT TACKY SPORTSCOAT AND CARRYING A BRIEFCASE. HE EXTENDS HIS HAND TO THE SENTRY

FOE

No, no, no! Larry Foe. How do you do?

SENTRY

Oh, hello! Nice to meet you, Mister Foe.

THEY SHAKE HANDS.

FOE

(LOOKS UP AT FORTRESS.)

My! This place sure is a beauty! But, with all that stonework, I bet she gets real drafty in the winter!

(OPENS BRIEFCASE.)

I’d like to talk to you about (Jupiter or Camelot) Aluminum Siding!

FADE OUT AS FOE CONTINUES WITH HIS SALES PITCH.

The End