Mister Mailman

Set:

On location: neighborhood block

plus Interior 1 house

Music:

AHey Mister Postman@

Graphics:

Cast:

Postman:

2-3 neighbors

Lady

Costumes:

Postal Uniform

Street Clothes for neighbors

Lingere for lady

Props & Properties:

Breakfast in bed (tray, food etc)

Synopsis:

George the mailman=s last day on the job after 40 years of delivering the mail in the same neighborhood. All neighbors are greeting him and giving him retirement gifts such as gift envelopes with money, box of cigars, bottle of booze, etc.... (all very nice gifts). Last house he is greeted by the lady of the house wearing a little teddy, who leads him seductively to the bedroom where they proceed to make wild passionate sex. Then she leaves only to return with a tray of wonderful food: breakfast in bed, complete with a rose! He notices a single dollar bill placed on the tray and enquires about it.... She replies AWell, last night I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you... I asked him what to give you and he said >Screw Him. Give him a dollar.= Breakfast was my idea!@

Script:

Improv at houses. No dialog until punch line.

Written by:

MDF

Concept by:

Joke

Crew: