Nature Thanks You

by Timothy Meinke

 

Cast

The Hunter………………………………..............

The Bear……………………………….............….

Announcer………………………………...............Voice-over

 

FOREST. DAY. THE HUNTER IS WALKING ALONG WITH A SHOTGUN. THE BEAR SNEAKS OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE AND HUGS HIM FROM BEHIND. THE HUNTER IS FRIGHTENED UNTIL HE REALIZES THE BEAR HUG IS FRIENDLY.

 

ANNOUNCER

(VOICE-OVER.)

Last year, your lottery gave forty-seven point two million dollars to the environment; and for that, nature thanks you.

 

THE BEAR BREAKS THE EMBRACE. AS HE DOES SO, HE GRABS THE SHOTGUN FROM THE HUNTER AND POINTS IT AT THE HUNTER. HE THROWS HIS HANDS UP.

 

ANNOUNCER

(VOICE-OVER.)

For those of you who don’t play the lottery, nature will find other ways to get your money.

 

THE BEAR GESTURES TO THE HUNTER TO GIVE HIM HIS WALLET. THE HUNTER GIVES IT TO HIM. THE BEAR RUNS OFF. CUT TO THE LOTTERY LOGO.

 

ANNOUNCER

(VOICE-OVER.)

The Minnesota State Lottery.

 

FADE OUT.

 

The End

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