Ed Driver……………………………….........Driver examiner

The Driver……………………………….......Taking road test (Little old lady?)

Police Officers

DMV BUILDING EXTERIOR. ED IS STANDING WITH A CLIPBOARD. THE DRIVER PULLS UP IN AN EXPENSIVE AUTOMOBILE AND STOPS IN FRONT OF HIM. ED DOES A PRE-TEST INSPECTION OF THE VEHICLE, THEN GETS IN THE PASSENGER SIDE.

ED

This is a really nice car!

DRIVER

Thank you! I just got it.

SHORT MONTAGE OF ED GIVING INSTRUCTIONS AND MAKING NOTATIONS IN THE CLIPBOARD AS THE DRIVER TAKES HIS/HER ROAD TEST. THINGS APPEAR TO BE GOING WELL UNTIL SIRENS SOUND BEHIND THEM.

DRIVER

Oh no! It’s the police!

CUT TO SHOT OF THE CAR BEING CHASED BY SEVERAL POLICE CARS. CUT BACK TO INTERIOR OF THE CAR.

DRIVER

Was I speeding?

ED

(CHECKING CLIPBOARD.) No, you weren’t speeding.

DRIVER

Did I run a stop sign?

ED

(CONSULTING CLIPBOARD.) No, that’s it.

DRIVER

I must’ve missed a traffic signal.

ED

(PAGING THROUGH CLIPBOARD.) No, that’s not it either.

CUT TO CAR PULLING OVER. THE POLICE CARS SURROUND IT. THE POLICE OFFICERS OPEN THEIR DOORS AND DRAW THEIR GUNS.

OFFICER

CUT TO CAR INTERIOR.

ED

This is a stolen vehicle?!

DRIVER

Oh, yeah! I forgot to tell you. (PAUSE.) Does this mean I fail the road test?

THE END