Throw pt. 2: Get the Pitcher?

A Slow Andy Sketch

(Does not need to be a Slow Andy Sketch.)

by Timothy Meinke

Based on a Milton Berle anecdote

Slow Andy………………………………..................

Little Andy……………………………….................Juvenile version of Slow Andy

SLOW ANDY AND LITTLE ANDY ARE AT A PARK OR PLAYGROUND. LITTLE ANDY HAS A BASEBALL CAP THAT SAYS "LA" AND A BAT AND BASEBALL.

LITTLE ANDY

Uncle Andy! Watch me hit them out of the park. I’m the best batter on the team!

SLOW ANDY

Show me what you got!

LITTLE ANDY THROWS UP THE BALL, SWINGS AND MISSES.

LITTLE ANDY

Strike one!

LITTLE ANDY THROWS UP THE BALL AGAIN, SWINGS AND MISSES.

LITTLE ANDY

Strike two!

LITTLE ANDY THROWS UP THE BALL AGAIN, SWINGS AND MISSES.

LITTLE ANDY

Strike three!

SLOW ANDY

Little Andy, you didn’t hit a single one.

LITTLE ANDY

I know, Uncle Andy. That’s because I’m also the best pitcher on the team!

The End