Slow Andy……………………………….................

Andrea……………………………….......................Andy’s significant other

Cashier.………………………………......................Handsome, young man

Exterior of suburban house. Andy’s truck is parked in the driveway. Andy runs out the front door and into his truck. He tears out of the driveway.

Cut to exterior of a drugstore. Andy screeches his truck into a parking space, gets out and runs inside.

Cut to beauty aisle inside drugstore. Andy runs onscreen, grabs a natural exfoliating sponge and runs off-screen.

Cut to checkout counter. Andy pays for the sponge and runs outside.

Cut to exterior of house. Andy tears into the driveway, gets out of the truck and runs through the front door. A few seconds later, he runs out of the house and into his truck. He screeches out the driveway.

Cut to household goods aisle inside drugstore. Andy runs onscreen, grabs a cleaning sponge and runs off-screen.

Cut to exterior of house. Andy tears into the driveway, gets out of the truck and runs through the front door. A few seconds later, he runs out of the house and into his truck. He screeches out the driveway. A few seconds later, he tears back into the driveway. He gets out carrying a large “Spongebob Squarepants” doll. He runs through the front door. A few seconds later, Andrea stomps out the front door. She gets into the truck and pulls out of the driveway.

Cut to exterior of drugstore as Andrea is getting out of the truck.

Cut to Andrea in the personal hygiene aisle inside drugstore. She takes a contraceptive sponge off the shelf and exits off-screen.

Cut to checkout counter. Andrea and the handsome cashier flirt with each other as she pays for the sponge.

Cut to exterior of the house. Andrea pulls Andy’s truck into the driveway. She and the cashier get out, join hands and enter the front door. A few seconds later, Andy walks dejectedly out the front door. He gets into his truck and pulls out.

The End

Director’s Notes: The handsome cashier could also be the quasi-recurring character, “Dim Tim.”