Apologies and Explanations

 

Premise – After certain skits someone comes on and apologizes, explains, warns or elaborates on that.

 

1) After ‘Trilobites’ –

 

We’d like to apologize for some mis-information in that last skit. Trilobites are small sea creatures who existed in the Pleistocene era between 300 and 400 million years ago instead of 10 million years ago as stated in the skit. Children and students should be reminded to never ever use the WaZoo show as a source of scholarly information. (beat) But if you do, send us a letter and we’ll back you up with your teacher. (beat) Go ahead! It’ll be fun! (beat) Whadaya got to lose??

 

2) After baby beating up biker –

 

No bikers were harmed in the making of this piece. This was done by professional stunt toddlers. If you are a toddler do not attempt this at home.

 

3) After cowboys talking about Ants.

 

We at the WaZoo show would like to apologize to the entomologists out there for the scientific inaccuracies of the last piece. The scientific latin names we used were totally made up. We were just too lazy to look up real ant species in Northern Mexico. So as always, children and students, do not use the WaZoo show as a source of scholarly information. However, if you do, we’ll stand behind you 100% with your teachers. Thank you.