The kitchen is shabby, dirty, cupboards--without doors--are bare, and in need of repair. In the middle is an old kitchen table, with one chair. On the table is an pile of old "scratch-off" cards.
A MAN, 40s, comes in a through an outside door. The man is dirty, unshaven, hair messed up, he looks sullen, tired. He's wearing a dingy plain T-shirt, rumpled pants. He is holding a paper grocery bag.
The man goes to the table. He swipes off the old cards onto the floor with his arm. He takes out a 6 pack of beer and sets it on the table. Takes out a bag of chips, sets it on the table. He upends the grocery bag over the table. A bunch of new scratch cards fall on the table.
He sits down and opens a beer. He takes out a coin and starts scratches off each card.. He does so in a very fast and systematic fashion. Every third or fourth card he acts out his frustration (ie. clenching teeth, growling, pounding the table).
He scratches the last card. Looks at it.
MAN
(shouting, almost hysterically)
Five!? Five bucks!?
FIVE!?
VOICE OVER
The Minnesota Lottery.
Sound of mufflerless CAR STARTING and REVVING up.
VOICE OVER
It's just plain fun.
Sound of tires SCREECHING away.
Display
altered Minnesota Lottery Logo, and play trademark MUSIC.
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