Insects
by Timothy Meinke
Based on an old hillbilly joke
Cast
Luke.........................................................................Young Man in Ladybug Costume
Leah.........................................................................Attractive, Young Woman in Bee Costume
Wild costume party. Luke is tipsy and he roams the room with a beer bottle in hand. He passes by many couples necking as he does. He spies an attractive, young woman in the corner and approaches her. He grabs her and gives her a long, passionate kiss. She pushes him away and slaps his face.
Leah
Whatchu' do that for?
Luke
Oh! I'm sorry! I thought you were my sister.
Leah slaps him again.
Leah
You idiot! I AM your sister!
Luke hides his beer bottle behind him and tries to act nonchalant.
Luke
Oh! Hi, sis.
Long, uncomfortable pause. They look everywhere but at each other.
Luke
So, Mom and Dad know you're here?
Leah
No. You?
Luke
No.
Another uncomfortable pause.
Leah
Soo... Are you here with anyone?
Luke
No. You?
Leah
No.
They turn slowly and stare at each other. Suddenly, they grab each other and kiss passionately. They fall to the floor off screen.
The End
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