NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT

TITLE:

Set:

Corporate Workplace (Monolith Corporation)

Music:

None (except perhaps employees blasting stereos...?)

Graphics:

Opening

Cast:

New Employee (20-something guy)

H.R. Representative (older man or woman)

Various Coworkers--always having a great time

Costumes:

Corporate (suit and tie--New Employee)

Corporate (business casual--HR Representative)

Casual Day Taken To Extremes (other employees)

Props:

TV-VCR in HR waiting room lobby

Corporate Offices outfitted with pinball tables, etc. (fancy cutaways?)

Synopsis:

New employee at Monolith Corporation, given the orientation interview by a Human Resources representative, then taken on an orientation tour of the company, where all the employees eat, drink, and play. He's never shown a desk, job description, or work, just cafeteria, game room, lounge, golf links...

Preliminary Scene Breakdown:

1. Lobby HR Waiting Room, New Employee waiting, and TV on

(Pizza Guy to Receptionist: "D'you know when the next bus comes by here?"

2. Orientation Interview with HR Rep...first hints that something is strange

3. New Employee and HR Rep on Orientation Tour...it gets stranger...

4. Tour Continues....and stranger...

5. Finally NE thinks he's found someone really WORKING---wrong!

6. Later, at home; Phone call from mother: "How was your first day at the new job?"

New Employee sighs: "I'm bushed!" [Slyly winks directly into camera.]

Script:

Forthcoming

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