Based on a humorous anecdote

Lloyd Randy………………………………..............

Pam Randy………………………………................Upper Middle-Aged Couple

Lloyd is passing by a lingerie store when he decides to go in. Cut to him coming out carrying a bag.

Cut to Randy’s living room. Pam is watching TV.

Lloyd

Honey! I’m home!

Pam

(Distracted.) Hello, Dear.

Lloyd

I got something for you!

Pam

(Unenthused.) What is it, dear?

Lloyd

(Hands her the bag.) Here. I thought this might put some spark back into our love life.

Pam

(Pulls a slinky negligee of the bag. Flummoxed.) It’s lovely, dear. But, what do you want me to do with it?

Lloyd

I was hoping you’d wear it, tonight.

Pam

(Apprehensive.) All right, dear.

Cut to Randy’s bathroom. Pam is standing before the mirror in the negligee.

Pam

That old fool! This thing’s three sizes too large for me! Well, his eyesight ain’t what is used to be. Maybe if I go out naked, he won’t notice.

Cut to Randy’s bedroom. Lloyd is waiting in bed. Pam comes out of the bathroom completely nude. Lloyd studies her intently.

Lloyd

Hmm… for all the money I spent on that negligee, you’d think they would’ve ironed it for me.

The End