New Reality TV Show
by Alice PedersenReviver-Hollywood
Cast: Host
Nurse
Rosie O'Donnell
Red Baron
Anna Nicole Smith
Ben Affleck
Jennifer Lopez
This skit has two speaking parts. The setting is The Last Round-Up Rest Home.
Host: Tonight's episode of Reviver-Hollywood takes us to The Last Round-Up Rest Home. The Last Round-Up Rest Home has a daily round-up of residents that wander off and can't find their room. The last one to be found is the day's winner. The prize is a can of Glade Air Freshener. Let's go to the rest home for our evening bed-check.
(View row of empty beds.) (Begin search.)
Nurse: The first one to be found is Rosie O'Donnell fast asleep on the bottom shelf of the linen closet. That was a no-brainer.
Red Baron is found in the copy room. Red is trying to reheat his pizza in the Xerox machine. Here's your helmet Red.
Aha, here's Anna Nicole Smith. Sleeping with Mr. West again. Mr. West is comatose. Anna thinks Mr. West is her husband.
Look here. Its Ben Affleck. Sleeping at the bottom of the fire escape. Someone give me a blanket.
Oh, no!! It appears Ben is dead.
And today's winner is Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer was trapped out here on the fire escape when her wheelchair got stuck. She was planning to elope with Ben. Sorry Jennifer.
(Wheel turning on Jennifer's stuck wheelchair as the camera fades out.)
Host: Stay tuned for our next episode of Reviver-Hollywood.
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