Each day in here's just the same
It's meatloaf or chicken supreme
At 2 it's a Bingo gaBaBame
One more Gilligan rerun will drive me insane.

No one ever bothers to knock
My roommate keep taking my socks
I had them right here in a boxBoBox
Is it me or are the people in here always half crocked.

Chorus:
I know when morning comes
I won't even know where I am
But I'll try calling my son
Beg him to get me out of this room
I hope he answers the phoBone
Wish I knew how I got into this loony folks home.

I've heard that beauty's only skin deep
But I wish I could find my false teeth
Why can't I have my own T.V. eBe
Why is every dang cabinet kept under lock and key.

I'll keep stumbling along
In slippers and shabby, old gown
I'm slow but I still get aroBound
Stoned from medication they keep me on all day long.

Chorus:
I know when morning comes
I won't even know where I am
But I'll try calling my son
Beg him to get me out of this room
I hope he answers the phoBone
Wish I knew how I got into this loony folks home.

WaZoo!

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