Them 'R' Cows
A Slow Andy Sketch
by Timothy Meinke
While this would work as a stand-alone scene, it would be best to show this after the trilogy of "Outta' Popcorn" and its sequels is aired.
Cast
Slow Andy.................................................................
Farm pasture. Andy is standing with a bag of various snacks and talking to a herd of cows.
Andy
Want some chips?
Cow moos.
Andy
No, sorry. I wasn't able to get any popcorn. How about some pretzels?
Cow moos.
Andy
No. They were out of popcorn. How about some peanuts, instead?
Cow moos.
Andy
No, I couldn't get any popcorn! I got some cheese puffs, though.
Cow moos.
Andy
(Irritated.) I don't have any popcorn!
Andy turns and walks toward camera.
Andy
Stupid cows!
Andy suddenly stops, looks down and grimaces.
The End
Alternative endings
1.) Andy is hit with a cow pie thrown from off screen.
Andy is run over by a tractor.
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