Whiskey Junction
A Billy Hill the Hillbilly Sketch
by Timothy Meinke
Based on an old hillbilly joke
Cast
Billy Hill....................................................................Visiting big city
Little Old Lady...........................................................
Pedestrian #1..............................................................
Pedestrian #2..............................................................
Pedestrian #3..............................................................
Pedestrians in the Crowd
Hot day in the city. Billy is walking down the sidewalk when he collapses from the heat. A crowd immediately gathers around him.
Pedestrian #1
Someone call 911
Little Old Lady
Someone get the poor man a glass of whiskey!
Pedestrian #2
Someone loosen his shirt
Little Old Lady
Someone give him a shot of whiskey!
Pedestrian #3
Stand back and give him some air!
Little Old Lady
Give him some whiskey!
Everyone starts shouting out various other suggestions. Billy suddenly sits up.
Billy
Will all of you shut up and listen to the little old lady!?
The End
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